What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history.

True eloquence makes light of eloquence. True morality makes light of morality.

No matter what I do now, there are certain doors I have already closed, certain opportunities I'll never get back. There's nothing to be done, I guess. It is what it is.

You show me a politician with his heels ten feet in the air, and by Judas priest, Ill show you an honest politician.

Feminism now seems to be defined as success is defined: as being as good at capitalism as men are. I feel very estranged from it.

The cost of hiring someone bad is so much greater than missing out on someone good.

moments bleed together, no span to time

I'm a pessimist if I'm not careful, a feminist, a Black,...an oil-and-water combination of ambition, laziness, insecurity, certainty, and drive.

Being a dancer meant you nearly always thought about food.

If you cast away one cross, you will certainly find another, and perhaps a heavier.