What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

The greatest fear of my life turned into the most relaxation moment when I realized ‘I am not alone in this.

Let us feel love, in the sight of our foes.Let our hearts melt, of the sight of hungry ones.Let us sing the music of forgiveness, the melody of love.

Dont worry" Emma said "There are worse things than having your heart broken.""Like What?" Zoe asked skeptically."Never having it broken. Never giving in to love

My solution to the problem of unleashing creativity is always to set up a target.

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.

As a student, I wrote English reports on science fiction.

Jesus loves sinners. He only loves sinners. He has never turned anyone away who came to Him for forgiveness, and He died on the cross for sinners, not for respectable people.

The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

I'm a bad dater. I'm the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff.