What, eBay isn't good enough for us?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Women worry about the things that men forget

Tell Albus - tell Albus Severus - I'm proud he carries my name.

I will always desire to play with Bruce Springsteen. He's the most inspirational, most dedicated, most committed and most focused artist I've ever seen. I like to be around people like that.

I differ with myself then agree, like the rock that was broken and cemented together. I change my opinion.

There is no English surname, however ancient and dignified, that cannot instantly be improved by the prefix ‘Spanker’.

Film, television and to a certain extent, theater are modern day libraries.

Medicine for the soul.

Justice is never anything in itself, but in the dealings of men with one another in any place whatever and at any time. It is a kind of compact not to harm or be harmed.

Never try to time the bond market. Anyone who claims to know the future of interest rates is certifiable.

When we depress, we believe we are the victims of a feeling over which we have no control.