What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?

If man could apply half the ingenuity he’s exhibited in the creation of weapons to more sensible ends, there’s no limit to what he might yet accomplish

Hate wears you down and doesn’t hurt your enemy. It’s like taking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

Suffering must be the inevitable tariff exacted from spirit for residing in human form.

Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.

Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.

Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.

We have two families in life. One were born with that shares our blood. Another we meet along the way that's willing to give it's life for us.

The first prerequisite of elaborate mental exercise was a full stomach.

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me, ' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.

Measure your life not by years but by adventures.

Need is what tears people apart. When you want someone, you never really need them. But as soon as you start need someone, they no longer want you.

Your tears do not wash away your sorrows. They feed someone else's joy. And that is why you must learn to swallow your own tears.

Forget your woes when you see your friend.

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Ronaldo has been compared to the incomparable George Best

It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

The Olympics show that your dream can come true if you work hard. It's not impossible.

We arc the miracle of miracles, the great inscrutable mystery of God.