What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Spurgeon challenges us to go to the river of our experience, to pull up bulrushes, and to place them in the Ark of our memory, experiencing again the wonder that allowed our infant faith to flourish.

Unfortunately, 'post racism' is also a myth, like unicorns and black people who survive to the end of a horror movie.

She ran her hand over his head then gripped his hair. "More licking. Less talking.

What does it matter if the world is bright and sunny, when it's dark and silent right where it matters most?

Art is a kind of innate drive that seizes a human being and makes him its instrument.

I was having a hard time at school, in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent.

Interesting. You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately.

It's very easy to have slogans and rhetoric that people will follow, but eventually the slogans fall away

There ought, I thought, to be a ritual for being born twice - patched, retreaded and approved for the road.

I think when you look at our team, you have to say that the weak point is probably still the driver.