What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Making the attempt is what matters most.

Great charismatic leaders don't just say what voters want to hear

Unheard-of combinations of circumstances demand unheard-of rules.

The moment that any life however good stifles you you may be sure it isn't your real life.

McIlroy's taken the standard of golf to one level beyond where Tiger was.

Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.

Not using fossil fuels is tantamount to not using energy. It is economic suicide and eco-manslaughter.

I never feel guilty about liking music.

It doesn't help anybody to put out a bad script.

I feel like making music because - and this has much to do with the way I was able to make this record - there's more of myself in it.