What god would be hanging around Terminal Two of Heathrow Airport trying to catch the 15:37 flight to Oslo?

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

True freedom allows us to do all the good we can under God’s law.

Tune in to the intuitive messages emanating from your heart. They are the essence of who you are and who you wish to become.

... success always worries academics, when it moves into the popular world.

Solo concerts are murder, I find; I don't like doing them.

You must have a visual sense if you want to be a photographer. It is a very subtle thing, this visual business.

Lord, grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console; to be understood as to understand; to be loved as to love, with all my heart. With all my heart.

You know, I lose patience really easily; I'd rather shop in the grocery store than in the department store. I can pick an apple like nobody's business.

...if you dance with dragons, you must expect to burn.

Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.

A sketch will not serve more than one state of mind & will not serve to drink at again & again — in a sketch there is nothing but the one state of mind — that which you were in at the time.