What good are laws that cannot be read or understood, or a tongue that spews only hatred or ignorance? What good is the written word to an illiterate man?

Fear was a thing I understood all too well. It was a malignancy that had spread throughout my body until my mother, in her godly wisdom, had diagnosed and cauterized it.

Satan is not going to leave. The only way to get him out is to invite God in, and God is not welcome in my mother's house.

I touch my scar to remind myself that I am not a coward. I am a Quinn.

The Prophet was a true friend to the king. Our true friends are those who tell us the truth, even when we don't want to hear it.

You know when someone's over-flattering you in a way. You smile but you can't believe it.

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

I remember Elton John used to be their owner and he is my favourite singer! I hope the match will be an opportunity to meet Elton John!

Break their hearts my pride and hope, break their hearts and have no mercy. -Miss Havisham

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.

The great Way is easy, yet people prefer the side paths. Be aware when things are out of balance. Stay centered within the Tao.

Meaningful relationships are two-way, and that means constantly looking for ways to improve your customers' lives.

If not for John Adams leading a revolution against Great Britain...This would be the BAFTAs.