What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Every human being is indeed unhappy as long as he is not free from kashays.

Speech was only a bag of tricks that fooled you into believing that you could see through the eyes of another being.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

The Israelis have suffered a great deal, we must condemn suicide bombers, and we must never say that the plight of the Palestinians justifies this terrible thing.

The whole youth-idolatry oh-god-not-another-birthday thing has to be the most sure-fire way to be unhappy about the way things are progressing in your life.

The best part about the movie, and everybody seems to rave about it, is the boot camp part.

Peeves do not make very good pets.

we seem determined to give human qualities to objects and content to treat each other as things.

An epigram is but a feeble thing - With straw in tail, stuck there by way of sting.