What happens if I do nothing?

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy

Nothing can age a dragon, but you just might be the exception.

Sometimes I feel that I am destined for greater things, and then again sometimes I suspect that I am just an extra in an epic movie.

Remembering the good has also resurrected the bad.

Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants.

Scholars, street knowledge, Carter kids stuck in the projects.

The man who does as he likes is the greatest slave. The man who never does as he likes is God's free man.

The more I use a matrix, the easier I make it to blame someone else.

If you want a friend, feed any animal.

In the beginning the gods did not at all reveal all things clearly to mortals, but by searching men in the course of time find them out better.