What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Being dynamic doesn’t necessarily mean you live an effective life

A harp can be a dangerous as a sword, in the right hands.

I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It’s amazing how many thoughts you can have in two seconds.

I have one share in corporate Earth, and I am nervous about the management.

First there was the theatre of people and animals, then of people and the devil. Now we need the theatre of people and people.

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

They are all different and I find it hard to tell what flute suits me best.

Political liberty is nothing else but the diffusion of power.

I'm in my 80s and not a keen television fan.

Success for an artist is completed work. Very successful artists complete a lot of work. It's that simple.