What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

So that others can live in peace, talk about love and peace wherever you go.

Why be a king, when you can be a god?

I wanted to be cute. That's the terrible thing. I should have had more sense.

I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to just be a golfer. I want to be the best.

The most unique thing about music making is sharing.

Honestly if men are given a choice, we'll choose everything.

Keep on playing the Experience!

Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that - and then some.

For it was not so much that by means of words I came to a complete understanding of things, as that from things I somehow had an experience which enabled me to follow the meaning of words.

Ye lover of the picturesque, if ye wish to drown your grief, take my advice and visit the ancient town of Crieff.