What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

the vehicle depends upon its fuel to operate effectively

Journalism: A profession whose business is to explain to others what it personally does not understand.

You don't really know a woman until she writes you a letter.

London has been used as the emblematic English city, but it's far from representative of what life in England is actually about.

To do then now would be retro. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.

There is nothing permanent in the world except change.

It was very unfortunate that Allah's Apostle was prevented from writing that statement for them because of their disagreement and noise.

Where you place your focus, there will be your Heart and that will be the Spiritual Heart.

I would observe to you that what is called style in writing or speaking is formed very early in life while the imagination is warm, and impressions are permanent.

Whenever I hear anything described as a heartless assault on our children, I tend to think it’s a good idea.