What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

When the heart gets hurt, It always rains.

I lost a lot of territory I really enjoyed having, but there was no doubt I had to do it to help Democrats.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

Poetry which owes no man anything, owes nevertheless one debt - an image of the world in which men can again believe.

I don't want to be influenced by outside opinion.

I'm not a big baseball fan, to be honest.

There's something so familial and intimate between a boxer and his trainer.

Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.

New York loves itself in an unkind and fanatical way.

Big is not beautiful. Big is inefficient.