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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!


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Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.



I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.

I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.



Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'



The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'

The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'



I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.



There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.



I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'



Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.



I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.



Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'





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