What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Why do they call it losing your virginity, anyway? It's Not Like I don't know where I left it." "You'd be surprised how many people don't.

He who has a question will always be able to find the answer.

anger based on calculated reason is more dangerous than anger based on blind hate

The moral purpose of every human life should be to attain happiness through service to humanity.

I swallowed, feeling like I'd just gotten the wind knocked out of me. He was breathtaking.

There's no hall of fame for that working class hero, no statue carved out of stone. And his greatest reward is the love of a woman and his children.

Donald Trump has filed so many bankruptcies and busted so many companies that his children now have receding heir lines.

Life does not owe you anything, because life has already given you everything.

Happy is the house that shelters a friend.

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.

What was true then and what is true now is that we create technology so others can create more technology.