What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

You could start a fire with the heat between you two.""You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.

I wrote... Neon Ballroom in that time where I hated music, really everything about it, I hated it.

That's the thing about conspiracy theories: in a comforting sort of way, they give rise to the feeling that someone, somewhere, knows what's going on.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

We must always take from nature what we paint and always choose the most beautiful things.

We all sang the songs of peace

[The] type of education now prevailing all over the world is directed against human freedom. State-controlled education ... deprives people of their free choice, creativity and brilliance.

Paranoia is a social disease-you get it from screwing other people.

I wanted to wear a uniform when I was in high school, but I couldn't. I was like, "It would be so much easier!"