What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It's hard.

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings.

It's amazing marrying someone who wants nothing to do with Hollywood.

It's the business that you guys are in too. We try to get as much information as we can and make the best decisions that we can for the football team.

I always tell people you can take the thugest thug in the world, and if you put a suit on him, he'll act different, trust me.

Some of the best advice I was given was that me doing a bad version of me is better than me doing a good version of someone else.

Fervent prayer keeps your true identity in focus.

Reflected peace is the proof that you are right with God because you are at liberty to turn your mind to Him.

I definitely feel there's room for improvement.

There are beds and tables in the world - plenty of them, are there not? But there are only two ideas or forms of them - one the idea of a bed, the other of a table.