What if the poem loses?What if it never tastes victory like the intent it was written with?

The opposite of grief is not laughter or happiness or joy. It is love. It is love. It is love.

Eat Ice Cream. Read Books. Be Happy.

Even the longest con was never more than an assortment of moments that were in themselves very very short.

With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

It's time for us all to step up. We've been extremely successful, but to be honest it's a reality check for everybody.

There are always people who are going to be opportunistic when they see situations unfolding the way that they are in New Orleans.

I swear...I'll deliver the message for the love of my country.

I love theater. Like, every time I go to New York, I see a play.

A message to progressives: By all means, hang Senator Joe Lieberman in effigy.

I have always liked the contrast between being blonde and having dark features.

Next to a shot of some good, habit-forming narcotic, there is nothing like travelling alone as a 'builder-upper.