What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?

Home is wherever I'm with you. Home is where I'm alone with you.

Only a clear, focused, and common mission can hold the organization together and enable it to produce results.

I went on loving him just the same, and I could never be interested in anyone else.

The product of paper and printed ink, that we commonly call the book, is one of the great visible mediators between spirit and time, and, reflecting zeitgeist, lasts as long as ore and stone.

I learned to dream through reading, learned to create dreams through writing, and learned to develop dreamers through teaching. I shall always be a dreamer. Come dream with me.

Natural gas is the future. It is here.

If you are with a fully enlightened being, a jivan mukta, liberated soul, the quality of light is so clear, that you don't really know that it is there until later.

My mission in life was to make sure that there were no women walking around who didn't know me personally.

Wept o'er his wounds, or tales of sorrow done, Shoulder'd his crutch, and shew'd how fields were won.