What in the name of Zeus's testicles?

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Nobody cares much whether you write or not. You just have to do it

There is no such things as magic, though there is such a thing as knowledge of the hidden ways of Nature.

In this way, you’ll live forever.

I feel a recipe is only a theme which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation.

If I'm playing well I'll get through a bat in three weeks. I batter them.

I was on the soap opera 'Days of our Lives.

No one can claim to be called Christian who gives money for the building of warships and arsenals.

I'm a huge wrestling fan. Wrestlers have so many great qualities that athletes need to have.

When we're in touch with our body, we're attuned to our intuition, needs, and desires and will be in the best position to make evolutionary choices for our health and wellbeing.

The collapse of the stellar universe will occur - like creation - in grandiose splendor.