What is Hell like?" I blurted out before I could stop myself. Damn my curiosity. "You've never been there?" He eyed me suspiciously. Yeah, I went to Hell every summer for vacation.

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.

Waiting is an exercise of faith that demonstrates the condition of our hearts. Waiting on God is an act of faith. And faith is what separates the men from the boys.

It was to a virgin woman that the birth of the Son of God was announced. It was to a fallen woman that His Resurrection was announced.

Strange, what brings these past things so vividly back to us, sometimes!

Pleasure is the object duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

He that reads his Bible to find fault with it will soon discover that the Bible finds fault with him.

It's my tough luck if things happen that are complicated.

What the eyes sees, the ear hears, and the mind believes.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well.

My audience is going to die before I do.

As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.