What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons.

Photographs are the reflection of untold stories, unseen beauties, unexpressed emotions, and the unheard songs of life.

You are never too old or too young to be a leader.

Ah, yes, crooked paths often end in quicksand.

Following the rules only takes you so far, sooner or later you have to forget them and play by your heart.

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.

Kinsey thought that Freud in his own way was as dangerous as the Catholic Church.

Sometimes that happens when people don't really know how long they're going to have to stretch their story out for.

I have a soft spot for musicians. If a man could ride this roller coaster with me and come out alive, then I guess we'd deserve each other's company.

I love cameras but I find myself reluctantly taking pictures because what's past is past.