What is Paris? ... Where nobody throws stones, for all live in glass houses.

Platonic friendship-the interval between the introduction and the first kiss.

The line of least resistance is to most people the lifeline.

Some people are jewels in the wrong setting.

A friend is one who withholds judgment no matter how long you have his unanswered letter.

Riches may not bring happiness, but neither does poverty.

It is wise to be sure, but otherwise to be too sure.

There are two kinds of trouble: The kind you have and the kind you haven't. There are but few of the first sort, but of the second there is no end.

Never expect too much from a friend and you will never want for one.

Enough of anything is plenty, but plenty to some people is never enough.

The penalty of greatness is to write autographs.

I honestly have no idea how to live without you.

So, Beav, tell me about yourself.""I'm Blue.""Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either.""My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.

Math teaches us chaos or order, for god sake?

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

Running is about more than just putting one foot in front of the other; it is about our lifestyle and who we are.

Once an individual is given a taste of the gratification that comes from triumph, and the tools to bring it about, they will spend a lifetime in its ongoing pursuit.

Villainy, when detected, never gives up, but boldly adds impudence to imposture.

I believe in small government and people taking care of themselves.