What is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Charity is fortune, avarice is poverty, peace is treasure, and happiness is wealth.

Dream itSee itFeel itBe it

It may take us years and years to find our true calling in our life. But one fine day, we eventually do find it!Till then make merry, laugh, fight, dance and enjoy the craziness...

Just 'cuz a kid is crying doesn't mean it's a conversation worth crying over.

I had an allowance, but I had to do things around the house to earn it. I think I always wanted my own money.

Resolved, That it is the duty of the women of this country to secure to themselves their sacred right to the elective franchise.

The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.

I didn't want to move or act like a rich man. I wanted to dance in a pair of jeans. I wanted to dance like the man in the streets.

Never tell your enemy he is doing the wrong thing.

We have within us the power to uplift ourselves. This power is our own awareness.