What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

Die before you die and find that there is no death.

He grabbed my hand and that’s when I felt my heart beat for the very first time.

To experiment with love is to play with fire.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

We're electrical items and when we die the electricity goes somewhere else. When we die our energy goes into the galaxy.

God doesn't desire our worship because He is egocentric. He desires it because we are.

There is no real wealth but the labour of man.

The death rate is a fact; anything beyond this is an inference.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.