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Mark Twain Quotes: What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
         

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.


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This page presents the quote "What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.". Author of this quote is Mark Twain. This quote is about funny, differences, comedy, money,.