What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

We need to bring Android and Chrome to every screen that matters for users, which is why we focused on phone, wearables, car, television, laptops, and even your workplace.

Man is what his dreams are.

don't let jesus in. AA is just one obsession replaced with another

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

The future is flying home. That's the immediate future. But long-distance future, I plan on being back. I'm not going to end my time here with that loss.

[Jane] Roe has made it not only possible, but has found it constitutional to kill a whole class of people, simply because of their genetic make-up.

The more you hesitate in a game, the more your chance of getting hit. Your focus isn't there. When you hesitate, usually you're in trouble.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.