What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can you want?

As the daughter of a 25-year veteran of the armed forces, I am incredibly thankful for the sacrifices our women and men have made in Iraq, and continue to make in Afghanistan.

And so I write the way I myself would like the book to be – if I were a child. I write for the child within me.

The Catholic and the Communist are alike in assuming that an opponent cannot be both honest and intelligent.

When persons manifest the least kindness and love to me, O what power it has over my mind, while the opposite course has a tendency to harrow up all the harsh feelings and depress the human mind.

I've realized how little sleep I actually need.

Love is the free exercise of choice. Two people love each other only when they are quite capable of living without each other but choose to live with each other.

So I'm all of love that could make it today.

Then Octavia drops to her knees, rubs the hem of a skirt against her cheek, and burst into tears. "It's been so long," she gasps, "since I've seen anything pretty.