What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

If we are serious about loving God, we must begin with people, all people. And especially we must learn to love those that the world generally discards.

I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go.

Now is the time to create living relationships with our loved ones who have died.

Do we really need a study on why people lie? They lie because it's easy, and cowards are good at "easy." Telling the truth takes moxie, and few have it.

The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.

It's not about being mad at everything. It's about being really mad at the right things.

The fundamental principle of Christianity is to be what God is, and he is light.

I'm really an animal guy. I express myself in different ways as an animal.

If I played just one song from every album, I would be onstage for two and a half hours. No one wants a show that long.