What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

You’re insane, ” I told him, and stood up to dress.He hugged me from behind, pressing hard against me, rubbing his smooth chest along my back. He spoke into my ear, “Insane for you, my love.

Luce blushed. "Then what kind of angel are you?""I'm sort of in between gigs right now, " Daniel said.

There is no greater joy than to share what you love with those who appreciate it.

Make happy those who are near and those who are far will come.

In death metal, a lot of guys are Eddie Van Halen disciples, but they take his style to really expressionistic places. It's a real pleasure for me to hear people pushing their craft.

Reduce. Do as little as possible to get what you have to get done.

It is simply not consistent with either my character or my confidence in my God-given athletic ability to cheat in any way.

The universe, as we see it, is the result of regularly working forces, having a causal connection with each other and therefore capable of being understood by human reason.

You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have.

Dear little Swallow,’ said the Prince, ‘you tell me of marvelous things, but more marvelous than anything is the suffering of men and of women. There is no Mystery so great as Misery.