What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Don’t be afraid to let go of your past……it’s only but a distraction to your present.

Build strong foundation under your dreams.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul; and the heart of man knoweth none more fragrant.

Life with three daughters can be nerve-wracking, but it's amazing to be loved by so many different women.

I love doing things people don't expect. The fans will be well fed.

With constant repetition and reinforcement, new habits are easily formed.

Design needs to be plugged into human behavior. Design dissolves in behavior.

As a private person I think I am now totally different from Ruud van Nistelrooy the footballer.

In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses and non-profit organizations.