What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Marriages are like pianos. They go in and out of tune.

Anyone who feels to much or radiates extremity gets very lonely.

No man can choose to serve only himself when he has something to offer his state. No one can put his own wishes above the needs of so many.

There is no honor in cruelty.

All work and no play is not good for the soul

I attach the greatest importance to an amplification of the peace efforts in the Middle East. I would also like to see a greater dialogue between the U.S. and the EU.

Attack is only one half of the art of boxing.

You can see the walls roar See your brains on the floor Become God Become cripple Become funky

The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice.

I've always met more discrimination being a woman than being Black...men are men.