What part of Canada are you from, honey?""THE LEFT PART, " said Jay.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.

Ohh, ' said the girl with a sad tilt of her

When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

I mean, if Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at twenty-two, the history of music would have been very different. As would the history of aviation, of course.

Donald Trump is worse than any horror story I've written.

My lover is experiencing reverse evolution.

I'm not a perfectionist. I'm just very observant.

I forgive those who murder and steal because they did it out of necessity, but a traitor never.

It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.

Must one dread what others dread?

I'm not a trained dancer in the slightest.

My love of singing is hereditary.