What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Wisdom is disguised inside the face of ‪failure”‬

There are times when Pride must transform into Vanity in order to reach the astray echo of the reflection of self.

I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four

You can’t feel lonely if there’s no one else around.-Yamaguchi Kenji (Yamaken)

I think even in a good marriage, especially if you stay together long enough, there are going to be events that happen.

White rhythm is waltzes, marches, and the polka. In Africa, rhythm is used for a celebratory groove, but white rhythm doesn't have such an enormous vocabulary of spirits. It's basically militant.

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl.

Every Arab nation votes against us at least two thirds of the time.

Love will always be the most powerful force.

There are two ways you can go with pain: You can let it destroy you or you can use it as fuel to drive you.