What really helps a guy to become an action hero today is the directing of the movie. All those fast cuts.

You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.

God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.

If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.

I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

I love challenges. If you don't have any and can do whatever you want, then it's probably time to die.

A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.

I've had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today.

So, basically, I have the impossible task of finding a non-smelly, drug-free virgin?

And then they lived happily, and we who hear the story are happier still.

There are more serious problems in life than financial ones and I've had a lot of those. I've been broke before and will be again. Heartbroke? That's serious. Lose a few bucks? That's not.

We teach what we need to learn and write what we need to know.

An idea, like a machine, must have power applied to it before it can accomplish anything.

I would take up any small job on the sets, just so that I could hang around with the hope of getting noticed.

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

I see no reason for giving the capital employed in agriculture greater protection than the capital vested in other branches of trade, manufacture, or commerce.

I think that light and shadow have exactly the same duality that exists between life and death.