What religion is he of? Why, he is an Anythingarian.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

How do you sell emptiness, vulnerability, and nonsuccess?

What is good today may be a cliche tomorrow.

Each day men sell little pieces if themselves in order to try to buy then back each night and weekend.

The average taxpayer in Germany or Japan pays less for the defense of his country than the average taxpayer in America pays for the defense of Germany or Japan.

Barrabas came to us by the sea.

The terrible attack in Manhattan has given place to a burst of patriotism in the United States.

I have always said I will try to answer questions honestly. I don't want to change that about myself. I think people appreciate that about me.

Perhaps I have managed some sort of longevity because I haven't won the lead roles.

It doesn't matter how you live and die, it's how the bards wrote it down.

All I wanted to do was ride skateboards - I wanted to be a professional skateboarder. But I had this problem. I kept breaking half of my body skateboarding.