What renders us so changeable in our friendship is, that it is difficult to know the qualities of the soul, but easy to know those of the mind.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop.

People don’t need you to fix them, they are not broken, just serve them.

I was a puzzle. An enigma. I was nothing. And then I was again.

The mind when it has an old experience will add that data into its current experience, and it keeps coming up with wrong answers.

There's nothing so kingly as kindness, and nothing so royal as truth.

I force people to have coffee with me, just because I don't trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen.

We're having the first computer-generated comic strip in the United States.

Men experience many passions in a lifetime. One passion drives away the one before it.

If a man or a woman puts in an honest day's work, they should to be able to earn a living wage.

Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.