What's a bar bill but a surtax on reality?

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Decorate your inner dreams with love, light and laughter

This is your life and you have the right and responsibility to make good decisions for yourself.

One test of the correctness of educational procedure is the happiness of the child.

I'm not going to be bullied or pushed around by the group of the day. You've got to have political courage. You've got to have your own inner beliefs.

I just try to understand that tomorrow is another day.

Rest of my life is more important to me than politics

You understand, you do not invent stuff on this team. Guys that invent stuff will not play for me. Make the easy play

Even the distribution of rations leaves much to be desired; the fatigue party, well-intentioned and sympathetic though it be, often finds itself short of provisions.

Coming Home had been made before and Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter, different kinds of movies.

The supreme morality of art is to endure.