What's a good tournament for him? Winning it. He's good enough.

I am a winner. I just didn't win today.

I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and I'd be happy because I can get back in life without any rotation.

When I turned 50, I said to myself, well, if this is what it's like turning 50, I can't wait to turn 60 because I still felt very, very mentally and physically good, outside my back surgery.

Happiness is a long walk with a putter.

If you're serious about improving your play, be brutally honest with yourself.

Know your strengths and take advantage of them.

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

You only get out of it what you put into it. If you are a sheep in this world, you're not going to get much out of it.

Play the shot you've got the best chance of playing well.

Successful individuals desire things, and then get busy turning them into realities, while a lot of unsuccessful people wish from things, but then spend the rest of their lives wishing for them.

What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority.

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.

Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on

I'm not just anybody.' 'No, indeed. Nobody is.

The greatest day of my life was the day I married Mrs. Ford.

There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.

Scientific revolutions, almost by definition, defy common sense.

The soul is not part of the incarnation. It comes into the incarnation. And the soul is not afraid of death because it has done it so many times.

I've never been a guy who had more than a toe in Hollywood anyway, so my toe is more easily lopped off than most.