What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

It is good to bounce things off a trusted friend.

There are two types of people in the world, someone believes in love and someone does not:~>

You have to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandmother was.

God is not glorified in any transaction upon earth so much as in the conversion of a sinner.

First of all, Bolshevism represents revolution and the revolutionary struggle.

I think the hardest part of writing is revising. And by that I mean the following: A novelist has to create the piece of marble and then chip away to find the figure in it.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

I'd rather be number one on the worst-dressed list than number two on the best.

People sometimes get in the habit of being loyal to a mistake.

Postulate 1. All chance systems of causes are not alike in the sense that they enable us to predict the future in terms of the past.