What's another word for Thesaurus?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Trust me, you see the dead walking around, you learn not to scream, laugh, or piss yourself pretty quickly.

There was a feeling in him like waiting for a punishment.

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

When there's no clear option, it's better to do nothing.

The opinion of the majority is not lightly to be rejected; but neither is it to be carelessly echoed.

Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe.

As you awaken, the present moment becomes your home. You still play in the world of time, but you're not identified with the story unfolding there.

Flickering lights anonymous doors my heart escaping in drips i'm still waking up but she's still sleeping this ICU is hotel for the dead

I like the cold weather. It means you get work done.