What's another word for thesaurus?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Writing is the thing that props me up.

Growth is ugly, it's hideous, it's all the things we don't like but my god, once you walk through the fire of confusion you will feel burning passion within your flame.

When you are truly stunning, gorgeous and beautiful, you won’t have to prove that to anyone visually.

You can't create an ocean with a single drop. But you can create an ocean of suspicion with a single drop of doubt.

Upon the education of the people of this country the fate of this country depends.

I do believe we slander Christ when we think we are to draw the people by something else but the preaching of Christ crucified.

If we can know the beauty God is forming in us, we can bear the pain He allows in our lives.

Ask your angel to console and assist you in your last moments.

Fame has a special burden, which I might as well state here and now. I don't mind being burdened with being glamorous and sexual. But what goes with it can be a burden

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.