What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

Earth can live longer then the humanity or the humanity can live longer than the earth! Both are possible!

I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

So there are many things outside of your control. Why not create positive control over the other things and add greater value to those?

Love is the oxygen of the heart.

a distinctive amount of a reasonable scarcity improves value greatly

Since His delights are to be with you, let yours be found in Him.

Conservation is a state of harmony between men and land.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

I bleed my bones, their marrow to bestowUpon that God who knows what I would know.

Usually it is the stereotyped shape assumed by an event at an obvious place that uncovers the run of the news.