What's funny is that there's a lot of great Australian actors in American movies but you don't often hear them do their Australian, original accent.

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're the cool seniors.

That's the thing about friendship, it's a lot rarer than love, because there is nothing in it for any body.

I think of myself as a doom person. I'm a worrier. But I like the idea of being an optimist. Maybe I'm the kind of optimist who deep down knows it's not going to work.

I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

True love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another.

It's not enough just to be real; you have to try to make it interesting or entertaining.

There's something people find hilarious about dogs surfing and dancing and talking in the movies. I think it's nice for people - I think it's wish fulfillment - to see animals talking.

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.

I definitely would like to do some more dramatic roles.

I have learned to read the papers calmly and not to hate the fools I read about.

I know lonely can be hard, but the longer you stay in the wrong relationship, the longer it will take for the right one to find you. Don't stay in a relationship that doesn't build you up.

Many people asked me to convert. I said my religious convictions remain. I am fighting the wrongs within my own community. And if I decide to convert I will lose the right to fight.

Dogs don't rationalize. They don't hold anything against a person. They don't see the outside of a human but the inside of a human.

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.

I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.

Lots of men are like that, their artistic leanings never go beyond a weakness for shapely thighs.

I will never be a leader of men, and neither do I want to be one, and neither do I want to be led. I thought: I want to lead only myself.

If you make it into an Olympic team, you're good; if you make it into an Olympic final, you're great; and if you win an Olympic medal you're a freak.

Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck.