What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that.

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.

If one believes that words are acts, as I do, then one must hold writers responsible for what their words do.

Evil comes in various forms, the one it comes most is the crowd of people.

My life is good because I am not passive about it. I invest in what is real. Like real people, to do real things, for the real me.

Trust that little voice in your head that says 'Wouldn't it be interesting if...'; And then do it.

Everything in the street today seems soft focus.

Ending illegal immigration only strengthens legal immigration.

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

Dear bells! how sweet the sound of village bells When on the undulating air they swim!

Why don't church leaders forbid Catholics from joining the military with the same fervor they tell Catholics to stay away from abortion clinics?