What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Songs are like fish. You just gotta have your line in the water. And it's a bad idea to fish downstream from Bob Dylan.

Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality.

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.

If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud.

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle

We would turn everything into songs in those days...A lot of people think "Alice's Restaurant" was an anti-war song. It's not.

I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy........cle.

Only the words of love kept alive are worthy of not being wasted.

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces.

The most civilized people are as near to barbarism as the most polished steel is to rust. Nations, like metals, have only a superficial brilliancy.

I've nearly walked off very big films before, and I would, because I don't want that in my life. I want to enjoy the work I do.

He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven.

I know nothing more noble than the contemplation of the world.

Am I going to have to carry you? If so, it would complete my badass knight-in-shining-armor act with you today.

I wanted to stay this way forever. Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes.

A professional is an amateur who has been working for a long time.

Hell is not punishment, it's training.