What's money interested in? More money.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

May we celebrate the sacredness of Christmas with joy, faith and hope.

The sound of words as they're said is always different from the sound they make when they're heard, because the speakers hears some of the sound from the inside.

Be careful of your mood and feelings, for there is an unbroken connection between your feelings and your visible world.

For my part whatever anguish of spirit it may cost I am willing to know the whole truth - to know the worst and provide for it.

That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

For me, London is and always will be home.

Fear is not the opposite of courage. Fear is the catalyst of courage.

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.

If you're going to download an MP3, as a recording, it's sort of like an archive of something that has happened - that has a beginning and an end and can be released. The infiniteness escaped.

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.