"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Be like Jesus. Live love, speak love, think love…..do all things in love.

People call me a feminist whenever I express statements that distinguish me from a doormat.

I want you to start realising how far away you are from being able to listen professionally.

Should is my all time least favorite word. It’s this sort of guilt inducing, finger wagging word that we use to beat up others and ourselves.

I've only had one platinum album, and it's 'Red River Blue'.

The word capital, as philologists trace it, comes down to us from a time when wealth was estimated in cattle, and a man's income depended upon the number of head he could keep for their increase.

I've never been happy doing stock work; I've never been happy thinking that I haven't changed something.

I have nothing to do with the selection of stories. I'm the reporter.

Continued persistence overcomes almost all resistance.

When a lot of people are calling you crazy: you're either crazy, or you're onto something.