What's the best way to get a good spouse? The best single way is to deserve a good spouse because a good spouse is by definition not nuts.

The best thing a human being can do is to help another human being know more.

Intelligent people make decisions based on opportunity costs.

Mimicking the herd invites regression to the mean.

I did not succeed in life by intelligence. I succeeded because I have a long attention span.

The big money is not in the buying and selling ... but in the waiting.

Great investing requires a lot of delayed gratification.

When you locate a bargain, you must ask, 'Why me, God? Why am I the only one who could find this bargain?'

Our job is to find a few intelligent things to do, not to keep up with every damn thing in the world.

I believe in the discipline of mastering the best that other people have ever figured out. I don't believe in just sitting down and trying to dream it all up yourself. Nobody's that smart.

A lot of success in life and business comes from knowing what you want to avoid: early death, a bad marriage, etc.

To be happy without your wants is greatest contentment.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

The need for gain, and advantage over others, is one of the chief driving forces behind all human misery.

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.

My interests started about in science and in mathematics, I always thought I was going to be a mathematician.

I get way down in the music / Down inside the music.

Imagination allows you to think of the journey worth making. Motivation gets you started. But, it's patience and perseverance that get you there.

How little is required for pleasure! The sound of a bagpipe - without music, life would be an error.

Life is a dangerous adventure, says the American, and he is half right: life is dangerous, but it's not an adventure.

I treat everyone as a friend, but if they betray me, that's it. They're out of my life in one way or another.